Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Joke

I see the joke in my cram school's book. It is very funny.
Light Bulb Jokes
1.How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Why bother? It is going to burn out anyway.
2.How many Mafia members does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and the other to kill the witness.
3.How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the chair.

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